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Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 680 Points

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4 Swords Misadventures 7

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/250 points)

Blizzeta Screamer 5 Points

Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"

Get on with it 25 Points

Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.

Red Link Bloopers 5 Points

Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.

Robot Chicken 5 Points

Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.

Chuck Norris 10 Points

Click on one of the statues during the scene.

Find the Sign Guy 25 Points

Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.

Zelda Bonus Scene 25 Points

After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.

Dark Link's Milk 50 Points

When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.

Sarias Song 100 Points

Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Applez

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

AVOIDAL

Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)

TRAINING CIRCUITS 5 Points

Reach difficulty level 5!

1 MILLION POINTS 5 Points

Score 1 million points!

10 STAR STREAK 5 Points

Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

25 STAR STREAK 10 Points

Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points

Score 5 million points!

50 STAR STREAK 10 Points

Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 10!

SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 15!

10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 10 million points!

100 STAR STREAK 25 Points

Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 20 million points!

75 STAR STREAK 25 Points

Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

IRON MAIDEN 25 Points

Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!

MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points

Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!

MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points

Reach difficulty level 20!

SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points

Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!

SPIKED 25 Points

Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!

SUPER SEEKER 25 Points

Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!

SUPER SPIKE 25 Points

Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!

150 STAR STREAK 50 Points

Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

200 STAR STREAK 50 Points

Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

DEVASTATOR 50 Points

Reach difficulty level 30!

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Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

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Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Glass Fish Rhythm

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Level Won 50 Points

Beat level one.

Beginning of the End 50 Points

Make it to the evil wizard.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game!

Level Too 50 Points

Beat level two!

Achievements Achieved 100 Points

Get all the in-game achievements!

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 6/27 (60/1,000 points)

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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Red Moon

Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/490 points)

Mere 5 10 Points

Defeat 5 enemies.

Sound of Music 10 Points

Collect 1 sound track.

Art Piece 10 Points

Collect 1 concept art.

Introduction 10 Points

Watch the introduction cinematic.

Art Collector 25 Points

Collect all concept art.

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete half of the game.

Killer 30 25 Points

Defeat 30 enemies.

Sound Guru 25 Points

Collect all sound tracks.

Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points

Watch all cinematics.

Long Live The King 50 Points

Complete the game.

Slayer 80 50 Points

Defeat 80 enemies.

Orb Hunter 100 Points

Collect all Red Orbs.

Red Moon Deity 100 Points

Complete the game without dying.

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.