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Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 680 Points

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Blizzeta Screamer Unlocked 5/17/10
5 Points
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Get on with it Unlocked 5/17/10
25 Points
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Red Link Bloopers 5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken 5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris 10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy 25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Zelda Bonus Scene 25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk 50 Points When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song 100 Points Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/250 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)

AVOIDAL

TRAINING CIRCUITS Unlocked 11/3/10
5 Points
Reach difficulty level 5!
1 MILLION POINTS 5 Points Score 1 million points!
10 STAR STREAK 5 Points Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
25 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points Score 5 million points!
50 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points Reach difficulty level 10!
SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points Reach difficulty level 15!
10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 10 million points!
100 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 20 million points!
75 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
IRON MAIDEN 25 Points Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points Reach difficulty level 20!
SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
SPIKED 25 Points Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
SUPER SEEKER 25 Points Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
SUPER SPIKE 25 Points Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
150 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
200 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
DEVASTATOR 50 Points Reach difficulty level 30!
CREDIT DUE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/26/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Chaos Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Terrorist Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)

Glass Fish Rhythm

Level Won Unlocked 10/14/09
50 Points
Beat level one.
Beginning of the End 50 Points Make it to the evil wizard.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game!
Level Too 50 Points Beat level two!
Achievements Achieved 100 Points Get all the in-game achievements!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/26/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/26/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/26/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/26/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

Destruction Unlocked 6/10/10
5 Points
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master Unlocked 6/10/10
5 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up Unlocked 6/10/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
ACT I Unlocked 6/10/10
10 Points
Complete Act I
Power Kill Unlocked 6/10/10
10 Points
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Mass Destruction Unlocked 6/10/10
25 Points
Kill over 100 Gnomes
AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/27 (60/1,000 points)

Red Moon

Mere 5 Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Collect 1 sound track.
Art Piece 10 Points Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction 10 Points Watch the introduction cinematic.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Halfway There 25 Points Complete half of the game.
Killer 30 25 Points Defeat 30 enemies.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/490 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/23/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)